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Old 01-13-2005, 01:12 AM
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Default Things Are Getting Curiouser And Curiouser Down Under


The NWO has it's big fat eyes glued firmly on Oz.

Sitting innocently, surfing and tanning itself for so long, the average Australian is about to feel the rod of his and her's true Master.

Oz has been earmarked as playground and last resort 'bunker' for the NWO Heirarchy and loyal lackeys.

The combination of low population, unlimited resources (that includes water), geological position (right under Asia), stable Western Democracy and sunny shores have at last been our undoing.

I personally believe that Crocodile Hunter idiot also must share some of the blame.

Thats right, he's an idiot and lets not speak of him again.

Here is a quick run down of what is coming and may already be here.

High level nuclear waste dump.
What did we expect? All this stable geology. No body about. Stable government and a population to busy surfing to notice. Of course thats not entirely true. They tried a little while ago and lost. But they'll be back. Thats the point of the NWO...they run the planet...they'll be back.

Sattelite Launch Facilities & Top Secret Weapons Testing
Again...view the above aforementioned. Plus the Yanks think we're just like them. Which we are. Just with warmer weather and better beer. We can also shoot straight but thats another story. Besides, with the Australian's well known "she'll be right attitude" no one will complain about all that DU wafting about...especially with no one around.

Gigantic Army/Airforce/Naval Bases
Thats what you get for sitting below Asia. We also sit beneath what Thomas Barnett calls "The Gap"...aka: pain in the arse Fundamentalist Muslims (aka beleivers in God) who refuse to knuckle under NWO rule. Tsunamis were act 1. More to come.
Already under way are 2 bases with total of 30,000 Marines which will include air bases for their F/18's. I have heard secret little bases for their B2 bomber may be on the go as well. These will be based in the North West of W.A and the Northern Territory. Most of these resources will be moved from South Korea. Dont worry about that peninsula. Kim Jong Il has been told they're just going to Nuke him. He'll stay in his box. Besides, when Usama is finally admitted dead Kim will be needed as the new and improved Goldstein.
Of course there will be some small problems. Hanging shit on the Poms is parse. People from such a cold land are to be pitied not stirred up. Yank bashing is in and some great dust up's are to be expected with such a huge influx of drunken loud mouthed Yanks who are yet to realise that drunken loud mouthed Australians always win in hand to hand combat.

Bunker For WW3
With a low population, stupendous resources of EVERYTHING. Cheap housing and land. Fantastic lifestyle and well away from every one, the once cursed Convict Island is having the last laugh. From convict island to Elite hang out in just 200 short years.
With a great influx of the well to do from Europe and the U.S as things go to shit around 2012 the local economies will boom.
Apart from the obvious booms in goods and services there will also be plenty of work for house cleaners, waiters, child sex rings, drug dealers, security gaurds and male prostitutes.
The Sydney Gay Mardi Grar (spelling?) will be bigger than ever and the Mossad will be cleaning up on the Ecstasy market.

There you go fellow Oz dwellers. Life in the short term is going to actually be very good. That is only if you dont mind losing your soul whilst counting your money.

The only good thing is theres still time to secure some cheap land and build your own bunker. If you're as cynical as me that is. Of course some call me a realist.

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