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Old 03-13-2005, 06:35 PM
Minuteman Minuteman is offline
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Found on another site!
"If you suffer from Unspent Money Syndrome, ask your doctor if
toxakill is right for you. Side effects are generally mild, and
include indigestion, diarrhea, painful screaming death,
dismemberment, bankruptcy, an extra arm growing from your forehead,
bleeding from the eyeballs, and a tendency to confuse "rap"
with "music". Do not take toxakill if you are currently pregnant,
plan to ever become pregnant, or if your mother was ever pregnant.
Patients who are taking nostraplug, lotapain, or gonnadie should not
take toxakill without first naming their doctor as primary life
insurance beneficiary. Toxakill may cause patients who ingest
oxygenated hydrogen compounds to burst into flames; these usually
die down in a few minutes."

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