I've enjoyed not being here for a few weeks...
Hi everyone. I haven't been here for a few weeks now. And I've gotta tell, I've really enjoyed it. I forgot how joyful life could be away from here. In fact, I've almost gotten addicted to not being here.
Why? I find and have always found CC to be an asinine place. When I'm here I feel like I'm surrounded by fools and ignorati. It's so refreshing to have not been here. Some of you will probably feel relieved that I have not been here. But on this we will agree.
I feel so strongly about this that I think I will make a new year's resolution to see how long I can go without being here. Hopefully, I will make a full recovery this next year and never be here again.
I really despise everything about conspiracy sites, and especially this one, for this is the stupidest conspiracy site on the internet. It's even stupider than that one you were thinking might be just a little more stupid than this one.
I can't stand most you. You literally make me want to vomit. It's not that I don't love you, it's that you make me ill, because you are diseased and clinically insane.
Anyway, have a Merry Christmas, and I will keep praying for you. Feel free to join me at myspace. But as far as being here, I don't think I'm coming back. I hate this place. I wish I could destroy it along with all your worthless data and banter. Get a life! Goodbye, and happy holidays.