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Old 04-09-2009, 11:57 PM
Darth Cacodaemon Darth Cacodaemon is offline
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We've enjoyed you not being here, as well.
BlueAngel..Would anyone miss you if you, well, disappeared?

Shall Belphegor pay you a visit?

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Old 04-10-2009, 10:09 AM
Leonardo Leonardo is offline
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Conspiracy sites...

Don't know which is more annoying, Illuminati or conspiracy theorists..
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Old 04-10-2009, 03:25 PM
Darth Cacodaemon Darth Cacodaemon is offline
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My presence would be greatly missed.

On the other hand, your absence would not.

I know for a fact if I inquired of my husband if he desired Belphegor to visit, his answer would most definietely be Nay.

So, we'll go with that.

It's a Nay, but thanks for the offer, anyway.

Who is this Belphegor you speak about?
Oh well...I guess you called term him a Daemon spirit. You see, dear BlueAngle, Belphegor is the chief Daemon in charge oif Sloth. Now, please keep in mind I don't mean just laziness.
Belphegor causes people to become depressed to the point of suicide. So, most people really don't want him around or at least not influencing them. Basically, he causes you to fall in despair, untill the hopelessness of life causes you to kill yourself.
My Master, Lucifer, has honored me with the present of this Daemon spirit. Should I ivoke Belphegor, he may indeed agree to visit your domicile. There, in unending darkness your soul will shrivel up.
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Old 04-10-2009, 03:28 PM
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Oh well...I guess you called term him a Daemon spirit. You see, dear BlueAngle, Belphegor is the chief Daemon in charge oif Sloth. Now, please keep in mind I don't mean just laziness.
Belphegor causes people to become depressed to the point of suicide. So, most people really don't want him around or at least not influencing them. Basically, he causes you to fall in despair, untill the hopelessness of life causes you to kill yourself.
My Master, Lucifer, has honored me with the present of this Daemon spirit. Should I ivoke Belphegor, he may indeed agree to visit your domicile. There, in unending darkness your soul will shrivel up.

Ex kakodaemonos (notice how I correctly transliterated this, Darth. Also notice how you did not. And why? Because you are ignorant. This is fine, I'm just pointing it out for reference purposes.)
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Old 04-10-2009, 03:41 PM
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You really should not be playing around with the sorcery, Darth dear.

You could get yourself all tangled up and end up being caught in your own noose.
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Old 04-10-2009, 03:49 PM
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Now you go think about that real long and hard, poptart.


Leonardo will be around if you need further training.
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Old 04-10-2009, 06:34 PM
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You really should not be playing around with the sorcery, Darth dear.

You could get yourself all tangled up and end up being caught in your own noose.
Silence, insect.
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Old 04-10-2009, 07:14 PM
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Silence, insect.
Is that what they taught you to say in Pharoah school?
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:51 PM
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Is that what they taught you to say in Pharoah school?
Leonardo, please follow the following instructions:

1) lean forward
2) place your hands around your throat
3) choke yourself

Continue this until you either pass out or die.

As for my comment, I meant that in the grand scheme of things, you're a dung beetle.
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Old 04-11-2009, 01:58 PM
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What an uplifting post.

Darth is just full of happiness, isn't he?
He seems to be reading something like the Complete Idiots Guide to Luciferian Sorcery.

They do say that what comes around goes around, though..

Don't know what he's getting all choked up about..
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