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Old 06-08-2009, 02:53 PM
Darth Cacodaemon Darth Cacodaemon is offline
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Default All Hope Is Gone! The Antichrist Is Taking Over!! Commit Suicide!


Christians:

1) The Anti_Christ has arrived
2) The Tribulation has arrived
3) Disease, pestilence and hunger will cause you to cannabalize your children
4) However, if you commity suicide now, Jesus will forgive you


Remember..a third of the world will die in misery..It is apon us so remember, kill yourselves before Jesus does or the Anti-Christ!!

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Old 06-08-2009, 07:40 PM
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Christians:

1) The Anti_Christ has arrived
2) The Tribulation has arrived
3) Disease, pestilence and hunger will cause you to cannabalize your children
4) However, if you commity suicide now, Jesus will forgive you


Remember..a third of the world will die in misery..It is apon us so remember, kill yourselves before Jesus does or the Anti-Christ!!
Are you following YOUR unsound advice from YOUR unsound mind?

Please tell the forum how you plan on killing yourself.

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Old 06-10-2009, 07:16 AM
Darth Cacodaemon Darth Cacodaemon is offline
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Are you following YOUR unsound advice from YOUR unsound mind?

Please tell the forum how you plan on killing yourself.
Kill myself? that's crazy! My point is Christians are so stuck on the "Apocalypse" and stuff like that, it seems to me if they really believe it is coming they might save themselves from the horror that it would bring.
Personally, I view such books as Revelations as being Christian porn. See, they really get off on the idea of on the idea of holocausts and slaughter.
Besides, if you have Heaven in the bag and you really believe Heaven is better then this Earth, what do you have to lose by committing suicide?
Fact is, most Christians are pious windbags (not mentioning as well hypocrites) who are so full of shit their eyes are brown.
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Old 06-10-2009, 09:54 PM
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Kill myself? that's crazy! My point is Christians are so stuck on the "Apocalypse" and stuff like that, it seems to me if they really believe it is coming they might save themselves from the horror that it would bring.
Personally, I view such books as Revelations as being Christian porn. See, they really get off on the idea of on the idea of holocausts and slaughter.
Besides, if you have Heaven in the bag and you really believe Heaven is better then this Earth, what do you have to lose by committing suicide?
Fact is, most Christians are pious windbags (not mentioning as well hypocrites) who are so full of shit their eyes are brown.
Oh, I get it.

Your thread is addressed to Christians and you're advising them that the Antichrist has arrived and, therefore, they should kill themselves.

Makes perfect sense now.

Maybe you should find a Christian forum.

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Old 06-11-2009, 11:23 AM
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Oh, I get it.

Your thread is addressed to Christians and you're advising them that the Antichrist has arrived and, therefore, they should kill themselves.

Makes perfect sense now.

Maybe you should find a Christian forum.

I have: 50% of you here are Evangelical Fundemantalist Christo-Fascist. Thats why so many of you have the Big O when you start thinking about the end of the world. Evangelical Fundementalist Christo_Fascist are crypto-necrophiles who are turned on by death and carnage.
In their fanatical, fascist belief system, a nuclear apocalypse or what not would mean the Crucified Jew would return. Since they ARE crypto-necrophiles who delight in death, war, blood and corpses, it carries a powerful charge for them.
I can imagine all the Christo-Fascist fanatic fruitcakes reading their Bible with one hand while the other one is pleasuring themselves under the sheets. Sick!
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