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Old 04-14-2005, 07:59 AM
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Default SUPERVOLCANOES!!!!!! We're All Going To Die!!!!! Or Maybe Not...

Just watched part one of a two part doco..."Supervolcano" by the BBC.

After all the deep toned, anxiety ridden, voice-over/over-acting...what is going to happen?

Bad scientist: "It could happen tomorrow or it could happen in 600,000 years".

Good scientist: "The activity here is no different to what we've had since we got here".

After all the 'facts'..."magma chamber 3 TIMES the size of New York!!!!!! Booga booga booga..."kill millions"...booga booga booga booga!!!!...

All they could come up with in the end was...'maybe'....or 'maybe not'.

Not content with scaring people with 'nothing'...we must now watch part 2!!!!! Which is a telemovie of what would happen, repleat with suitable special effects, if said "SUPERVOLCANO" (please say in echo'y bathroom with deep booming voice for full effect) should suddenly explode...or maybe not...or maybe in 600,000 years...who can tell, nice weather we're having...put your lotto numbers in...hows the wife...

Added to it all was this little doozy about "SUPERVOLCANO'S"..."they're hard to spot, they could be anywhere..."...sound familiar?

Lets see now...NWO handbook of social control Mark IV Revised Edition...

Endless War
Global Warming
Asteroid Collisions
Alien Landing (coming soon)

Hmmm...have I missed any?

O oh oh oh oh...Goldstein, we mus'nt forget Goldstein.

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