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Old 08-05-2009, 04:39 PM
sprite sprite is offline
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Cool I need a psychic reading badly...


I need 4 questions answered by a psychic on your board. No jokes and serious replies only. Here are the questions:

1)What is the name of the girl who I considered to be my girlfriend when I was in 7th grade, since I forgot?

2)When will I be a God?

3)What is the name of the woman who was shouting, "Whooo" at me out the car window when I was trying to go to the rec center 1 or 2 summers ago?

4)What is the name of my future wife?

All of these questions is 100% serious. Please remember, if you don't know the answers, please don't respond.

Thanks in advance and have a great, conspiracy filled day!


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Old 08-05-2009, 11:00 PM
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Default Re: I need a psychic reading badly...

As I said.

This is a conspiracy forum.

WE don't employ psychic readers.

I suggest you try the yellow pages.

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Old 12-02-2009, 12:10 AM
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Default Re: I need a psychic reading badly...

are you trying to do a psychic conspiracy case?
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:30 AM
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Default Re: I need a psychic reading badly...

You will be God when my body is dead and you are going over it.

I am the God of this clockwork world! I say who gets out of the gears and cogs! And if YOU cannot recall the name of a girlfriend then that is surely a sign that you shouldn't EVER be let loose to find true happiness.

Not even for five seconds.
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Old 12-20-2009, 08:49 PM
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Default Re: I need a psychic reading badly...

1. Ashley summers

2. You already are because god is a representation of the better qualitys of man

3. Laura burnstein

4. You wont have a future wife. You'll have a long term relationship that will end when you realize that your homosexual. You will remain friends however.

Glad i could be of help.

Oh and on september 23 2011 make sure you wear a seat belt.
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Old 01-20-2010, 01:11 PM
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Default Re: I need a psychic reading badly...

hahaha class you just made all of that up!
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