We the members of the myriad global conspiracies wish to express our sincere thanks for the work you have done in suppressing knowledge of our existence. Your postings have been instrumental in combating those who wish to reveal our existence and the real truths of this world (see: Time Cube
). To this end we have "donated" the sum of US$24.37 through your website; this sum is payment in full for over two years of loyal service at the NWO-1 "useful idiot" pay grade. We apologize for our delay in compensation; due to an internal processing error your payments were being billed to the Reptoid account instead of your own. We apologize for the inconvenience and hope you will serve our dark purpose for many years to come (barring your death on December 21st, 2012).
The Corporate Paymasters
Zorlab the Destroyer of the Reptoid Coalition
The New World Order
The United Bankers of Zion
Lord Xenu III