Originally Posted by cherry
Cherry, the reason that the G8 leaders are small is first because they are imbred. Seriously, the fake Illuminati Order that rules the world breeds from a very small (short) gene pool. It was first thought from sources such as Hilary Clinton that new Illuminati members were being drafted from the Methodist Church. We now know the truth of the matter however and have realized that the Methodist church is simply a cover for grey alien activity.
Also, they are hybrids from Grey Aliens and Garden Fairies if my sources are correct. Therefore, what results is short, bizarre looking, gnome-like humanoid. These are our world leaders.