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Old 09-09-2005, 08:51 AM
Ou812 Ou812 is offline
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Default 9 things I hate about you


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually...



3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?



4. When people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!



5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.



6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?



7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.



8. When people say "life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?



9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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Old 09-09-2005, 09:00 AM
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"Life is short," :lol: don't waste your time hating people!!!
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Old 09-09-2005, 09:09 AM
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Old 09-09-2005, 09:17 AM
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It's called humor!
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Old 09-09-2005, 09:51 AM
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Did you catch the pun in my post? That's called humor, too!!

Did you laugh???

:lol: 8-) :lol: 8-) :lol: 8-) :lol:

8-) :-o 8-) :-o 8-) :-o 8-) :-?
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:51 AM
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Default Re: 9 things I hate about you

Or when you ask someone, "Hey, what's Jim's last name?" and they say, "Jim who?"

Or, or when someone comes up to you, points at your newspaper, and asks, "Are you reading this?"
"No, if I were reading it you would see me holding it up to my face, right?"
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Old 09-09-2005, 11:56 AM
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what the hell
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Old 09-09-2005, 12:01 PM
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Interesting signature, Thumper: is that William Blake?
Ya know, therez things that I really appreciate, too: like when someone lets me slip in front of her at the supermarket because she has a full cart and all I have are a few items. Or when someone takes the time to chat a little, using full sentences instead of grunts and suspicious looks!
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Old 09-09-2005, 12:39 PM
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what the hell
Ditto!!
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Old 09-10-2005, 01:23 AM
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