I wouldn't mind having one of those microwave thought-stopper things. Maybe i'll get some styrofoam and aluminum foil tonight . . .
Actually, for a handgun you can't beat the Sig Sauer or big-bore Beretta. Forget your little plastic guns; when they stovepipe it takes a miracle to clear them before you're drilled by the other guy.
But, well, OK I believe that violence is a total failure of humanity.
The pen is truly mightier than the sword, but unfortunately a lot of people don't bother to read.
I like Insider's idea...."Throw fra_nothing at them. This guy will word um to death. The ultimate secret weapon."
Imagine Bush, Cheney and Rove locked in a room with fra nothing. After about five minutes of listening to him spew his nonsense, the three stooges would be headed for the nearest window to jump out of...