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Old 03-06-2005, 09:24 AM
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Default Baa, Baa, Baa: Paul’s Liberal Sheep by Stephen Gray


Baa, Baa, Baa: Paul’s Liberal Sheep
By Stephen Gray

News Item: All Cabinet Sheep MUST support “same - sex
marriage” in the political barnyard. Baa, Baa, Baa.


Next week on the Happy Farm in the land of the
political loonies, we will see some political sheep
follow their master, the political sheep - herder,
into supporting “same-sex marriage.” It should be a
sight to behold these woolly headed Cabinet Ministers
all Baa, Baa, Baaing, on cue when their shepherd and
political ram, herds them all in the direction of the
barnyard nonsense. Watch them rise from their sheepish
positions, and bleat Baa, Baa, Baa which means YES,
YES,YES in Liberal lingo to this deviation called,
“same - sex marriage.” Hear them bleat: “We’re
Liberal sheep and we can bleat, and you know where to
find us, following Paul, at his beck and call, leaving
all our principles behind us.”

This is a true Baa, Baaing statement. Liberal sheep
have no principles, they just follow their
sheep-herder. The sheep are fed, watered and housed in
a big house on The Hill. Some of the sheep have been
there for years and have no desire to lose any of
their feedstuffs and perks at the political trough.
You see “good” sheep always follow their master’s
voice. Baa, Baa, Baa. The political shepherd and his
political sheep dog lead the way for the sheep to
follow. Woof, woof, woof, barks Irvy, the political
sheep dog, we must protect the “rights” of those who
are different from us sheep. We are a
“non-discriminatory” and “tolerant” Funny Farm of
“equality,” subject to the invented Barnyard rules of
our Charter. Baa, Baa, Baa, bleat the Liberal cabinet
sheep in unison. Then they will all sing in bleating
sheep language: “We’re Liberal sheep with no Bo Peep
and we don’t know where to find her, but we’ll follow
Paul; through the house and the hall, we’ll vote yes;
we don’t need a reminder.” Hey, a nice tune from a
bleating good herd.

A few years before on the Funny farm on the Hill many
of these sheep had voted against “same-sex marriage.”
In fact, Annie, who was now deputy sheep leader, had
said at that time, marriage was only between a male
and a female and that the Liberal animals had no
intention of changing this NORMAL definition. Now
Annie, had changed her mind and was going to Baa, Baa,
Baa, in support of this perversion of words called
“same-sex marriage.” She says it's all about
“freedom.” Funny farm watchers wondered if Mad Cow
disease had infected Annie and most of the other
sheep, for this sheep behavior was certainly not
normal. Some people worried that perhaps these
political sheep had swallowed their own sheep dip
resulting in a poisoning of their minds.

Could there be an explanation for this mind madness in
the sheep? Rumor had it, there was a worry of Mad Cow
Disease, on the pasture on the Hill. A recent news
headline said: “Mad Cow disease found in French goat.”
Which raised the question. Did the French goat
interfere with the cow, and if this had happened,
could sheep get infected as well? These were strange
times on the Funny Farm. Still, this Mad Cow disease
could be very worrying to the Liberal sheep. If this
disease can jump to a goat it could jump to a sheep as
well. And wouldn’t that be goat-awful. Hey, isn’t that
an awful pun? But, here’s hoping no French goats have
infiltrated the sheep farm on the Hill. Certainly our
Liberal sheep are acting very strangely. It would
appear they are unable to think for themselves
anymore. Their shepherd has trained them to stand up
on their hind legs and show their support for “same -
sex marriage." They are going to be Baa, baa, baaing,
YES, to this in sheepish language. Their shepherd
says no sheep exemptions allowed. Could Mad Cow
disease have infected these cabinet sheep? Is there
a French goat loose on the Hill and chasing the sheep?
If so, could the goat be charged for sheep
interference? Could this be an animal “hate crime?”
Mad cow symptoms do attack the brain and can cause
unnatural behaviour to the thought processes. Does
this mean the Happy Farm on the hill will need to be
quarantined?

This is a very worrying situation for the inhabitants
of the “Animal Farm” on the Hill. Who will run the
Happy Farm if all the cabinet sheep are quarantined?
Would some other Liberal turkeys take charge? These
are important questions that need answers. Hopefully
Paul, the political Shepherd will hold a news
conference and declare there is no Mad Cow or French
goat infecting his sheep and that they are all healthy
to vote and that this is no bull poop. Baa, Baa, Baa.
Then after the vote they can all sing in celebration
of a sheep victory: “We’re cabinet sheep who have lost
their way, Baa, Baa, Baa. We voted today, at Paul’s
say: Baa, Baa, Baa. Liberal sheepsters not really
free, Liberals in the grip of insanity, Lord, have
mercy on such as we. Baa, Baa, Baa.”

(paraphrasing, with apologies to the Whip and Poof
oops I mean Whippenpoof Song)
Stephen Gray
Jan. 30, 2005.
graysinfo@yahoo.ca website:
http://www.geocities.com/graysinfo

Some info on the Author: Stephen Gray is a writer and
researcher on various topics. He published a
newsletter for 11 years exposing the misuse of trade
union time and money.

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Old 03-06-2005, 12:41 PM
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Default Re: Baa, Baa, Baa: Paul’s Liberal Sheep by Stephen Gray

Quote:
marypopinz wrote:
Baa, Baa, Baa: Paul’s Liberal Sheep
By Stephen Gray

News Item: All Cabinet Sheep MUST support “same - sex
marriage” in the political barnyard. Baa, Baa, Baa.


Next week on the Happy Farm in the land of the
political loonies, we will see some political sheep
follow their master, the political sheep - herder,
into supporting “same-sex marriage.” It should be a
sight to behold these woolly headed Cabinet Ministers
all Baa, Baa, Baaing, on cue when their shepherd and
political ram, herds them all in the direction of the
barnyard nonsense. Watch them rise from their sheepish
positions, and bleat Baa, Baa, Baa which means YES,
YES,YES in Liberal lingo to this deviation called,
“same - sex marriage.” Hear them bleat: “We’re
Liberal sheep and we can bleat, and you know where to
find us, following Paul, at his beck and call, leaving
all our principles behind us.”

This is a true Baa, Baaing statement. Liberal sheep
have no principles, they just follow their
sheep-herder. The sheep are fed, watered and housed in
a big house on The Hill. Some of the sheep have been
there for years and have no desire to lose any of
their feedstuffs and perks at the political trough.
You see “good” sheep always follow their master’s
voice. Baa, Baa, Baa. The political shepherd and his
political sheep dog lead the way for the sheep to
follow. Woof, woof, woof, barks Irvy, the political
sheep dog, we must protect the “rights” of those who
are different from us sheep. We are a
“non-discriminatory” and “tolerant” Funny Farm of
“equality,” subject to the invented Barnyard rules of
our Charter. Baa, Baa, Baa, bleat the Liberal cabinet
sheep in unison. Then they will all sing in bleating
sheep language: “We’re Liberal sheep with no Bo Peep
and we don’t know where to find her, but we’ll follow
Paul; through the house and the hall, we’ll vote yes;
we don’t need a reminder.” Hey, a nice tune from a
bleating good herd.

A few years before on the Funny farm on the Hill many
of these sheep had voted against “same-sex marriage.”
In fact, Annie, who was now deputy sheep leader, had
said at that time, marriage was only between a male
and a female and that the Liberal animals had no
intention of changing this NORMAL definition. Now
Annie, had changed her mind and was going to Baa, Baa,
Baa, in support of this perversion of words called
“same-sex marriage.” She says it's all about
“freedom.” Funny farm watchers wondered if Mad Cow
disease had infected Annie and most of the other
sheep, for this sheep behavior was certainly not
normal. Some people worried that perhaps these
political sheep had swallowed their own sheep dip
resulting in a poisoning of their minds.

Could there be an explanation for this mind madness in
the sheep? Rumor had it, there was a worry of Mad Cow
Disease, on the pasture on the Hill. A recent news
headline said: “Mad Cow disease found in French goat.”
Which raised the question. Did the French goat
interfere with the cow, and if this had happened,
could sheep get infected as well? These were strange
times on the Funny Farm. Still, this Mad Cow disease
could be very worrying to the Liberal sheep. If this
disease can jump to a goat it could jump to a sheep as
well. And wouldn’t that be goat-awful. Hey, isn’t that
an awful pun? But, here’s hoping no French goats have
infiltrated the sheep farm on the Hill. Certainly our
Liberal sheep are acting very strangely. It would
appear they are unable to think for themselves
anymore. Their shepherd has trained them to stand up
on their hind legs and show their support for “same -
sex marriage." They are going to be Baa, baa, baaing,
YES, to this in sheepish language. Their shepherd
says no sheep exemptions allowed. Could Mad Cow
disease have infected these cabinet sheep? Is there
a French goat loose on the Hill and chasing the sheep?
If so, could the goat be charged for sheep
interference? Could this be an animal “hate crime?”
Mad cow symptoms do attack the brain and can cause
unnatural behaviour to the thought processes. Does
this mean the Happy Farm on the hill will need to be
quarantined?

This is a very worrying situation for the inhabitants
of the “Animal Farm” on the Hill. Who will run the
Happy Farm if all the cabinet sheep are quarantined?
Would some other Liberal turkeys take charge? These
are important questions that need answers. Hopefully
Paul, the political Shepherd will hold a news
conference and declare there is no Mad Cow or French
goat infecting his sheep and that they are all healthy
to vote and that this is no bull poop. Baa, Baa, Baa.
Then after the vote they can all sing in celebration
of a sheep victory: “We’re cabinet sheep who have lost
their way, Baa, Baa, Baa. We voted today, at Paul’s
say: Baa, Baa, Baa. Liberal sheepsters not really
free, Liberals in the grip of insanity, Lord, have
mercy on such as we. Baa, Baa, Baa.”

(paraphrasing, with apologies to the Whip and Poof
oops I mean Whippenpoof Song)
Stephen Gray
Jan. 30, 2005.
graysinfo@yahoo.ca website:
http://www.geocities.com/graysinfo

Some info on the Author: Stephen Gray is a writer and
researcher on various topics. He published a
newsletter for 11 years exposing the misuse of trade
union time and money.
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