In a time of long ago knows as pre-time in a place beyond the land of the golden arches and past the steppes of the black hills in the land of the shadows which was called the Land of Shadow.
There lived a troll named Barbarien of Flatullence. Barbarien was well known throughout the Land of Shadow for two things: His Love of Beans and the force of his flatulance. He also had an angel with blue flame called BlueAngel.
Now it there was a great shadow that was cast over the Land of Shadow, and it was dark in the Land of Shadow. And that was bad.
But when Barbarien would eat his beans his gas would build and leave. And when it left his friend the angel would use its blue flame to light the gas and with the flame of the gas there would be light in the Land of Shadow. And that was good.
But then there was a great plague on the beans in the Land of Shadow and Barbarien could not find beans to eat nor gas to exhale. And that was bad.
With naught to do Barbarien and BlueAngel were exiled to the edge of the Land of Shadow called Shadows Edge. And in their exile, they spawned a inhuman spawn named Bondi and this was bad.
And this inhuman spawn was leashed onto the poor people of the Land of Shadow. And this was bad.
But this evil spawn was weak of mind and feable of imagination and this was good. For the people saw it as a means to laugh. A fool for the villages of the Land of Shadow.