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Old 01-24-2007, 01:59 PM
Fugitive Fugitive is offline
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Default Secular Humanists

Boys, gather round. And yes, I mean boys. You wimmen go back to thge kitchen and fetch us some beers and, by God, cold chicken.

Boys, them Secular Humanists need to be stopped. They got this funny notion God ain't real. In the good ol' days of Moses we could stone them for their blasphemy but nowadays we got to tolerate these dirty mouthed heathens.
I need advice. Now I got me one of them for a neighbor on my street. He is one of them liberal A.C.L.U types. I want him to flee for Californication or New York where them types belong so they don't infect us righteous, godly folks.
What should I do, boys? In the old days I could stone him and burn down his house. But now like I said the government says he's got a right to blaspheme Jesus and be a liberal scumbag. Whats a man to do? :-? :evil:

9A third angel followed them and said in a loud voice: \"If anyone worships the beast and his image and receives his mark on the forehead or on the hand, 10he, too, will drink of the wine of God\'s fury, which has been poured full strength into the cu...
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Old 01-24-2007, 05:11 PM
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Old 01-25-2007, 11:47 AM
LaDominio LaDominio is offline
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Fugitive, I know your words are essentially 'tongue in cheek', but its a really shit joke that doesn’t evoke even the slightest facial muscle movements, let alone a ghost of a smile.
Demographics? Metaphysics? Scientific? Chemistry? Ecology? Psychology? Sociology? Entropy?
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