Originally Posted by Shadow
This should be good!
Here is a Po-em for Susie.
Susie My Lover
Oh! Susie! Susie! Susie!
My feelings for thee doth amuse me!
Thou art the Administrator of Club Conspiracy!
Thou dost work for a man of persian origen name Sanjay, yeah?
But! Alas! Thou art the only woman here!
And since I am a male humanoid of breeding age,
Wilt thou give me thy loving dear?