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Old 09-23-2008, 07:23 PM
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Default I Am The Parakletos. Any Questions?


Look, I understand you may not believe me, but I open this
form for your questions. I will answer, as best I can.

Before we start. I must say a prayer.

Lord, please allow me to assist in your will, to answer the
questions as truth to the very people that you love.

In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, your son.

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Old 09-24-2008, 06:21 AM
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Fair enough. Like I said, you don't have to believe me.

I will check back from time to time.

Remember, they mocked Noah too.

And after listening to Jesus, they crucified.

And once again, mankind is arrogant.

But you go ahead and make jokes.

When you seek death, and it doesn't come
to you, don't come crying to me.
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Old 09-24-2008, 06:38 AM
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when u posted here way back, you mentioned that you didnt believe in Jesus, why now do you believe, and why do you think you have the spirit in you?
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Old 09-24-2008, 06:00 PM
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when u posted here way back, you mentioned that you didnt believe in Jesus, why now do you believe, and why do you think you have the spirit in you?
I never made any such statement.

I have met Jesus.

I have supped with Jesus.
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Old 09-24-2008, 08:51 PM
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Look, I understand you may not believe me, but I open this
form for your questions. I will answer, as best I can.

Before we start. I must say a prayer.

Lord, please allow me to assist in your will, to answer the
questions as truth to the very people that you love.

In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, your son.
u mention in several of your threads from the past, that u didnt believe in the NEW TESTAMENT, Jesus is the main subject of the ENTIRE BIBLE, Glad to see your post's again though, tell me which Jesus are u referring to?
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Old 09-24-2008, 10:04 PM
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u mention in several of your threads from the past, that u didnt believe in the NEW TESTAMENT, Jesus is the main subject of the ENTIRE BIBLE, Glad to see your post's again though, tell me which Jesus are u referring to?
Please, reference your info. I wouldn't lie to you. I have met Jesus.
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Old 09-24-2008, 10:07 PM
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Yeah.

So, tell us.

After you're done toking on that wacky weed.

Is JESUS as HOT as he appears to be in the pictures we see of him?
Jesus has left Earth. He is preparing the NEW CITY. I now am in charge.

Yes, women love Jesus. Women have always loved power.

Women like me. But, I am happily involved with the second witness.
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:09 AM
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I have supped with Jesus.
you mean like this ...

'sup Jesus?!


Anyway, hmmm, ask you any question ... what's the deal with Emma Smith?
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Old 09-25-2008, 05:54 PM
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you mean like this ...

'sup Jesus?!


Anyway, hmmm, ask you any question ... what's the deal with Emma Smith?


Funny. Waz up!

Emma Smith, Joseph Smith's wife?

I don't talk to dead people. That Jesus' realm. I only deal with the living, until judgement day, then I will release the dead from the sea of lost souls, to be judged by Jesus.

My opinion? Emma married the wrong guy.
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Old 09-26-2008, 10:04 AM
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lol Emma Smith is that person who posts about movies in the Lounge section.
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