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Old 11-18-2008, 05:57 PM
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The last time I saw Bill, I interviewed him. This is some of that interview.

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Interview with Bill

I interviewed Bill with your questions;

Q. Are we advanced enough to understand the truth?
A. Yes, we are advanced enough

Q. Are you Jesus?
A. I'd say this, I wouldn't want to reveal something like that, because people would want me to do things that I may or may not be able to do. I am the last prophet, and we are in a period of unknowing.

Q. Could you perform miracles.
A. Could do miracles. I can ingest any deadly disease and nothing would happen. If that were so, they would have got me back in '87.

Q. Do you have more information for us?
A. Yes, more cures, more technology.

Q. Could you tell us one idea that we could easily do to see that you are right?
A. Yes. For skin cancer. Dilute sulphuric acid with hydrogen peroxide, to just the point where it doesn't burn the skin, put it in an aerosol can, and spray it on skin. It will make the skin cancer disappear.

Q. What is our purpose?
A. To build and procreate and develop more towards knowing God.

Q. Do you know the future.
A. No Answer.

Q Where do we go when we die.
A. Back to God. God can then put our spirit wherever He wants.

Q. What can we do to make the world a better place.
A. Try not to be so paranoid. Have more talks, and stop building for war. The governments have become seperate entities, removing themselves from their people. Need to work more towards understanding each other.

Q. Was Jesus with John the Baptist in Egypt?
A. No.

Q. Does Hindu Krishna have anything to do with Christ?
A. I don't know about Hindu.

Q. Did Jesus go anywhere else besides Egypt, Jerusalem?
A. Yes, Jesus went all over the place. There were signs of Him in India.

Q. What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A. The egg, it was injected.
Is Bill, the homeless man, Gods messenger?, page 1

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Old 11-19-2008, 01:17 AM
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Wrong answer:
Tic-toc. You have a great day as well. God is not a child King as you put it.He is a grand master. His creation can treat others like shit if they so profess in your statement above and choose to do towards those that have realized the Christian lie.. Dont get all wadded because I figured it out.

You feel I should be eradicated as well. A true test of the fittest and a grand righteous reason to continue forward with such a plan, would you not think?For the sake of our children and our planet, you will have no power to stop Gods plan. I intend not to interupt the plan myself.

What is the name of God? (a Question that can save your life, since truth prevails)
Don't forget I warned you. I feel you need a second chance.

to recall Gods name is "The Great I Am" some have called it yhwh , some have called it Jahovah , but truly , no name can be given to a thing that has "NO Form" as it is a sin to put a form upon it and is there for a sin to call God a "him" or "her" .
also Jesus hated idolisation , and if you knew anything about Jesus , he would have been turing in his grave if he knew you had joined the idolisers of todays jesus man idolisers .

as for wanting you errased , you didnt listen to me did you .
i said , i was saying that in response to what you said to me , after all you attacked me 1st , all i did was defend .
silly person , expect to get slapped back if you attack .

however on that note , the 1st and formost important commandment is to love thy fellow man . it is the most important commandment .

any idolising is a sin and satans trick , so dont go singing about jesus or worshiping his death upon a cross .

other than that , i now with draw from this thread to allow you to have the respect you hope to get from others .

i shall leave you in piece .
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Old 11-19-2008, 09:24 AM
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Ice quote:"well thanks for that , now you know why mentally ill fanatics like you are going to be iradicated your self , and the sooner this fanatical human sacrificing child killing religion has been killed off and errased from history and labbaled as the most mind controling desease earth has ever had the better ."

You have contradicted your love of the world and confused me with a Christian. Here lies the true aganda behind your propoganda, you are diseased with Hate (why such a project-that you have mislabeled- has been constructed for your own good). I am affraid that you upset at the idea of being re-educated(which WILL happen), thus you call it a mind conrol plot. Simply put, it is to correct you on all of this and get the outcome you expressed in your last post.

Calling God a thing was a no-no.That one is in his book now.Working backward out of your pit which you have dug, is a riot. Simply put, Why concern your self with something that you do not understand? You make accusations of something sinister. You are wrong.

Now for a laugh:

As far as Bill being Jesus: Wrong. Bill is what you get at the end of the celebration. Credit Cards are the BILL that can be post poned. This Bill that is pictured is just a man.He is not Jesus, or the true messiah for that matter. Wish full thinking is ok though, If it makes one happy!
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Old 11-19-2008, 06:09 PM
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Now for a laugh:

As far as Bill being Jesus: Wrong. Bill is what you get at the end of the celebration. Credit Cards are the BILL that can be post poned. This Bill that is pictured is just a man.He is not Jesus, or the true messiah for that matter. Wish full thinking is ok though, If it makes one happy!
Then there is nothing for you to read here, so move on.

Besides, what makes you the expert?

You wouldn't recognize him anyway. But I took a picture of someone you probably readily recognize



Good luck with your arrogance.
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Old 11-19-2008, 07:16 PM
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You say you met Jesus. What a quako. I guess you mess with the Duck, you get the Bill. Your not a Christian if you can so readily Judge me to hell. Good luck with Bill and the way. You will do fine in your fantasy world.(what a joke)
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Old 11-20-2008, 06:14 PM
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You say you met Jesus. What a quako. I guess you mess with the Duck, you get the Bill. Your not a Christian if you can so readily Judge me to hell. Good luck with Bill and the way. You will do fine in your fantasy world.(what a joke)
I don't have the authority to judge people to hell. They do that all on their own.

But you should know that, right? You know everything, because you have "BeenThereDoneThat."

I say, BS.
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Old 11-20-2008, 06:41 PM
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Bill said that people live in the center of Earth.

Bill said, people live on Saturn. That is why we keep sending
probes to the area. There are people from Saturn who live
in amongst us. Some are good, some are bad

Bill said God left the pyramids as a mystery for man to solve.
The pyramids were built using scaffolding, and the blocks were
moved around using large granite balls that rolled in tracks.

Bill said there is something important hidden in Turin, Italy, and there
is something buried under the ice in Greenland.

Bill said, in order to solve global warming, we need to convert oil tanker to ice/water
haulers and pump water to the area that need it for irrigation. We can get the ice from Greenland, and Antarctica. We could also divert Victoria Falls to irrigate Africa and that in turn would cool the Earth.

He said the statues on Easter Island represented families, and that the people got them from a different place, and brought them by boat to the island. They dug holes to stand them up.

He said there are entrances to the underworld, in South America.

He said that, we should use two seperate battery packs in electric/hybrid cars. One driving the car, and one charging. The cars in the future will travel on cushions of air. Gold will go to $3000 ounce, but people won't be able to buy or sell it.

He spoke alot about how there is hope and good things in our future, but he seemed to also warn about things to come. He mentioned that God could wave His arm, and send a wave to the coast of California.

One time I opened the door to the motor home, without knocking (I usually knocked), and when I saw him, he was .. unformed.? I don't know how to explain it, he was like .. forming. I quickly stepped back out of the motor home, closing the door. I wasn't sure if he saw me.
I kinda stood there for a second, thinking, what did I just see?? So, I knocked on the door. He answered and said "Come in". I did and he was looking like Bill again. It was bizarre.
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Old 11-20-2008, 10:02 PM
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Oh No-mr Billlllllllll!
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Old 11-22-2008, 09:11 AM
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Oh, please!
I promise, everything is true. My girlfriend is the second witness to these events.

I tell everyone that will listen. Everyone at work knows, family, friends. Everyone I can, I tell.

No one is forcing you to read this.

.................................................. .......................................


The last time I saw Bill (William Dixon), you know, when I interviewed him, I met
him at the bench where I first picked him up. I had stopped by Burger King and got
him some orange juice and a hot sandwich.

I was a nice day, and I was sitting on the bench, waiting for him. I could see for about a 1/4
of a mile down the bike path, and no one was around. Suddenly, there was Bill, walking down the path towards me, about 100 ft away.

I would have been a little freaked out, but he had convinced me a long time ago that he was no ordinary man. Thing were different. There were eagles everywhere. One even landed on the hood of the school bus my daughter was in. She told me the story, and I had trouble believing her, so I asked the bus driver, and she confirmed it.

Then, on the way to a jobsite, I came around a corner, and there was an eagle, standing in the road. I had to come to a full stop. When I pulled out my camera, he took off. He was HUGE. Easily as big a a large dog, and it was amazing to be so close and watch him take off. It was impressive to say the least.

Then, my girlfriend was at work, and she would drive way out in the boonies, and saw a large eagle, standing in a wet area, cleaning itself and splashing water on itself. She said her and her helper sat there for a good 20 minutes, and when it flew off, it flew right in front of their truck, within 10 ft. She said it was amazing.

About 3 weeks ago, my girlfriend and I were at our favorite watering hole, and a lamb walked into the bar. We were all flabbergasted. It was baaing and shitting all over the floor. I took a picture of it and showed it to the guys at work, cause I knew they would have trouble believing that one.
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Old 11-22-2008, 10:13 AM
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It is possible , since you are so convinced that Bill Dixon is Jesus, that he is a shape shifter?
If he is a shapeshifter, he is feeding on your soul. Convincing you he is Jesus is a common practice that the aliens use when they choose a host for pure entertainment. They do not have HBO you know.

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