Are There Any True Conspiracists Here ?

[Bubby]

Yes, I am going to be involved myself. You won't believe the shenanigans! Take care, don't forget the salve.

[theconspiracist]

Yes, its been called by many names as well. Groom Lake, Area 51, The Secret Bunker, just to name the obvious ones.

[iHIMself™]

Personally, I have no idea what they really do there. But I ain't falling for that alien crap. Do you believe they are hiding aliens?

[Banned]

The true conspiracy theorists are Banned.

[iHIMself™]

Define true conspiracy theorist

[Banned]

Originally Posted by iHIMself™

Define true conspiracy theorist

True conspiracy theorists, unlike the average citizen, have an I.Q. higher than 94.

True conspiracy theorists can identify Iraq/Iran on a map, unlike average American citizens.

True conspiracy theorists are social dropouts because they have discovered that living in a barren wasteland of social isolation, mental fragmentation, and emotional scaring is still better than being an average citizen.

True conspiracy theorists are consumate realists.

True conspiracy theorists attempt to feed on a steady diet of Truth instead of Horeshit like the average American citizen.

True conspiracy theorists do not care about trends.

True conspiracy theorists understand how hurt, lonely, and confused the Illuminati really are and they have compassion for them. The Illuminati love and need conspiracy theorists just so they can occasionally remember what reality is. In fact, the Illuminati are co-dependant on conspiracy theorists and secretly love them and envy them.

True conspiracy theorists are the only segment of the population (including elitists) who are not completely full of bat guano.

The only reason Eli could carry his King James Bible all the way to the end of his journey is because he was a true conspiracy theorist.

[iHIMself™]

i like it

[jane doe]

For myself, not saturated, but lightly entertained by the imagination fruition.

[BlueAngel]

Originally Posted by jane doe

For myself, not saturated, but lightly entertained by the imagination fruition.

I suggest you enroll at your local community college in an ENGLISH composition course.

Whatever it is you speak, for the most part, doesn't make any sense.

[jane doe]

Huh?

copyright, BlueAngel.